The Customer is always Right. (In Baku) 

My telephone vibrated in my shirt pocket and buzzed against my left nipple. I smiled internally, savouring the private moment and unseen by the cab driver. It stopped buzzing. Probably best it stopped, didn’t want numb nipple syndrome (NNS). I discovered it, Russell Jenkins, whilst carrying out research into mobile phone sexual stimulation (MPSS). Just another paper to add […]

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