The A2Z Challenge was too much for my head to keep up in the end. I started to write bollocks to fill in the letters and decided enough was enough! However, my ever supportive wife suggested I don’t throw the towel in and go for a paragraph each to finish. Thanks missy for the final […]
I love having my testicles played with. They no longer fall in to the ‘hairy bollock’ class; they are smooth and silky. My extended to my balls after having done it once and realising that smooth balls do get more attention! Although not the focus of this post, pubes in general have taken a cut […]
I hate to conform to what people say I have to do You can’t say this, that, or the other, it offends, upsets, and therefore I don’t – I’m not a wanker, in that sense. I don’t like being told what to do, but accepted without question order in uniform, and gave orders out. But […]
I have to admit that I am partial to a bit of DIY despite not being classed as skilled labour. It all stems from my Dad who would say, “You need to watch me fixing this son, it will save you a fortune when you’re older.” He was was right. I have engaged in many […]
Arranging a reunion by sitting in an inner city Manchester pub with a London accent was not good. He had ordered a beer by tapping on the pump and pointing to his throat. The barman nodded and smiled having fallen for the lost voice ploy. It was Christmas Eve and people around him were in […]
In the real old days when they wrote, They used a quill to write the note. Dipped in the ink so dark, On the paper made a mark. In the old days when they wrote, They used a quill to write the note. In the later days when they wrote a letter, They used a […]
Pervert:a person whose sexual behaviour is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable. synonyms: deviant, degenerate, debauchee, perverted person, depraved person; Let’s be clear, I am a pervert of sorts. I disagree with dictionary’s explanation of the term Pervert, in that, my thoughts and actions are not abnormal or unacceptable, by my standards! They seem quite normal, […]
I have spent a lot of time travelling long distances with a colleague who has lots of opinions he likes to share with me. Quite often he has asked me my thoughts are on his pearls of wisdom, and occasionally I will offer one; and sometimes I tell him that I don’t have enough knowledge […]
Standing in front of the mirror naked does not bother me. I see potential, albeit somewhat late to become the next cover for Mens Health magazine. Once, a long time ago now, I had a body that was built for the beach. My job required me to manually handle tons of cargo every week and […]
My cock in missy’s mouth enters a magical world. I never know what is going to happen on each venture. Sometimes it is a gentle tour around the tongue. A warm relaxing stroll that feels heavenly, like a half awake dream. Moments of what appears to be inactivity, until that is, when the actual activity […]