I am the Law

(Originally posted at www.thesafewordsclub.com) The phrase, ‘I am the Law’ comes from a number of sources, however, my first encounter was the science fiction comic 2000AD in the late 1970s.  In fact, on reflection, the odd characters dressed in leather being pursued by Judge Dredd on a massive motorbike may have sparked something in me […]

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Come Fly With Me.

On the last leg of my journey home having been away on business, I had to take the inevitable 90 minute flight from a large airport to the relatively small comparison where we live. It was with British Airways, and despite the recent introduction of having to buy even a cup of water on their […]

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Bad Form!

I was sent a video clip today by a friend of mine. It contained footage of an attractive Scottish girl doing a small bio’ for either a friendship or dating site.  Unfortunately the young lady had Tourette’s Syndrome, and at various points through her monologue she had lapses of self control and her ‘tics’ took […]

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We Couldn’t Have Dreamt For This…

Despite being in the UK, I have a number of on-line friends who live in the USA, and in particular some in Texas.  Many of you will have either seen the terrible weather or be experiencing it first hand. Due to my loose connection with Texas, I have been watching the news coverage with interest […]

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More front than Harrods

I'm a confident person. I quite like large crowds, rooms full of strangers and new places. There's an edge to it I quite like, a challenge. I think it comes from being an only child and having parents, who despite not being well off, travelled a lot when young. On more than one occasion a […]

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Pubes (A pointless beat round the bush)

I know the title is a bit unusual from my normal writing, however, I thought I would branch out! Aside from anything the word Pubes makes me smile. I’m not sure if it’s the word, the connotations or just simply me being childish….pfnarrr. I enjoy looking at naked photographs of women across the decades, the […]

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Turning of the Screw..

Last night we abandoned our older teenage children to socialise downstairs and retired to the safety of our bedroom. I had given Missy a ‘warning order’ that we would playing that evening and trying out our recently arrived glass corkscrew.  For those of you who partake in the ‘occassionanal’ play, diving straight in cold is […]

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Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink

I decided to record this post on my phone whilst attempting to paint the window frame in our bedroom. I was thinking I would be clever and try to paint and talk at the same time, although I found it rather difficult to concentrate on two things at once, or maybe that’s just a man […]

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