All Because a Lady Loves…….

I had, what I thought, was an interesting conversation with missy the other day.  It related to maintaining a connection and the type of play we engage in.  Specifically, how can I get missy’s head in a submissive mindset?  Now some of you may be in a place where getting into that mindset is instantaneous […]

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Say The Right Thing; or not!

Oh my god, I laughed so hard. Not at the poor individual that made himself look stupid in front of his wife and councillor by using an unfamilar term; it was because I have done it too. The very quick back story is that a couple go to see a sex therapist as part of […]

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Well Spank Me Sideways!

I can recal going to the pantomime in London and seeing Puss-In-Boots with Barbara Windsor playing the part of Dick Whittington the boy who unwittingly became the Lord Mayor Of London (allegedly).  Ms. Windsor dressed as a boy wore a suspiciously short Lovet Green short and thigh length boots.  To emphasise certain lines she would […]

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A2Z Challenge – U-V-W-X-Y-Z

The A2Z Challenge was too much for my head to keep up in the end. I started to write bollocks to fill in the letters and decided enough was enough! However, my ever supportive wife suggested I don’t throw the towel in and go for a paragraph each to finish. Thanks missy for the final […]

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A2Z Challenge T is for Testicles

I love having my testicles played with.  They no longer fall in to the ‘hairy bollock’ class; they are smooth and silky.  My  extended to my balls after having done it once and realising that smooth balls do get more attention!  Although not the focus of this post, pubes in general have taken a cut […]

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A2Z Challenge – S is for Shit

I hate to conform to what people say I have to do You can’t say this, that, or the other, it offends, upsets, and therefore I don’t – I’m not a wanker, in that sense. I don’t like being told what to do, but accepted without question order in uniform, and gave orders out. But […]

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A2Z Challenge S is for Skilled Labour

I have to admit that I am partial to a bit of DIY despite not being classed as skilled labour. It all stems from my Dad who would say, “You need to watch me fixing this son, it will save you a fortune when you’re older.” He was was right. I have engaged in many […]

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A2Z Challenge – R is for Reunion

Arranging a reunion by sitting in an inner city Manchester pub with a London accent was not good.  He had ordered a beer by tapping on the pump and pointing to his throat. The barman nodded and smiled having fallen for the lost voice ploy.  It was Christmas Eve and people around him were in […]

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A2Z Challenge – Q is for Quill

In the real old days when they wrote, They used a quill to write the note. Dipped in the ink so dark, On the paper made a mark. In the old days when they wrote, They used a quill to write the note. In the later days when they wrote a letter, They used a […]

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